malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

(via justjasper)

HOLY FUCK MY ENGLISH TEACHERS NAME FOR NEXT YEAR IS IAN DOYLE WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS WHY!!!!!!!!!

b-a-u-nicorn:

breakfastafterten5591:

b-a-u-nicorn:

Posted this in June. Now school starts in a few days and I am starting to DREAD having to hear that name EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR LIKE 9 MONTHS KILL ME

have some fun! :D

Oh you bet I will. I’m wearing my Criminal Minds TEAM PRENTISS shirt the first day and hoping he will have a look of pure shock on his face. I’d probably just start laughing or be like YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. IM WATCHING U.

(via youkicklikeanineyearoldgirl-cm)